Barack Obama's Inauguration Speech (but now my version)
My fellow Americans, today is a hideous day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "mountain", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually cooking.
Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake America faces kitchen and small challenges like never before. Our economy is yellow. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for speakers. Our healthcare system is joyous. If your Toe is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a accountancy. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a shoe camera. But drain together we can right this ship, and set a course for Cape Town.
Finally, I must thank my softly family, my comforting campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank friends for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of laugh the American people. Without your runny efforts, none of this would have been possible.
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